Fri 27 Apr 2007

How Psyched is Stephen Hawking

Filed under: MOMENTOUS OCCASIONS, NERDS, SCI-FI, THE UNIVERSE — Alec @ 1123AM

So Psyched

SO psyched.

 Via Fox News Photo Essay
 

Wed 28 Mar 2007

Oprah on “The Road”: Oprac or McCormrah?

Filed under: ART, DEATH, MOMENTOUS OCCASIONS — Alec @ 2238PM

The Road

 

Estrogenmonger Oprah Winfrey has announced (New York Times) that her next book club selection will be legendarily reclusive man-author Cormac McCarthy’s 2006
post-apocalyptic dirge The Road. McCarthy, widely admired for writing books such as Blood
Meridian
, in which an exuberant group of maniac scalphunters
murders and screws their way across the gloomy landscape of the Great
American West, has garnered some fame with his less-demented fare, notably
All the Pretty Horses, which chronicles a young Texans’ travels
in Mexico. Filmmaking brothers Joel and Ethan Coen, known for
light-hearted, inspirational fare, are also releasing No Country
for Old Men
next year, adapted from McCarthy’s blood-soaked
suitcase-full-of-money tale of the same name.

It’s heavy stuff, and The Road isn’t exactly Book Club fare,
either - it follows a man and his son in their doomed journey through
a devastated post-nuclear war America. Stylistically, it’s less
baroque and Faulknerian than, say, Suttree, but Oprahs’ readers
might be somewhat shocked by the various miseries inflicted upon
The Road’s unhappy protagonists: cities turned to ash,
cannibalistic “Blood Cults,” baby-eating freaks, the existential
horror of really understanding why one should have voted for Kerry.
It’s stark, miserable (though gripping) stuff, and Oprah gets many,
many props for choosing such a provocative book. He’s one of my
favorite authors, although in every book of his there are scenes I
wish I could un-read. Really, who needs to know about the existence of
the Vinegaroon?

McCarthy will also give his first ever on-screen interview on
Oprah. This may come as some surprise to anyone familiar with
McCarthy; like fellow-hermits Salinger and Pynchon, he almost never
emerges from his lair to speak with the press. And on Oprah, of
all shows? That’s like Leonard Cohen showing up on Dr. Phil to
talk about his romantic problems. McCarthy’s publisher is,
understandably, thrilled - they’re printing a gazillion paperback
copies of his book in preparation for the swarming hordes of
Oprahmaniacs soon to descend upon Barnes & Nobleses everywhere,
clamoring for a copy, and no doubt trying unsuccessfully to convince
ol’ Cormy to appear on, say, Montel. Either way, it will be
nice to see such a good author get the attention he deserves, and
really interesting to see how Oprah handles such disquieting material.
Set your TiVOs!

Fri 23 Mar 2007

“The Zoo Must Kill the Bear.”

Filed under: BEASTS, DEATH, MOMENTOUS OCCASIONS, MONSTERS — Alec @ 0914AM

From our file “People Who Want to Kill Baby Polar Bears” comes this heartwarming tale of a baby polar bear named Knut:

baby polar bear

Who, rejected by its mother bear, is being raised by zoo staff in Berlin.

Some activist guy says that because the bear will not ever be sociable with other bears (due to a lot of human contact), it should be euthanized. Probably not going to happen (cuteness, international celebrity, etc.), but a charming prospect nonetheless. This is apparently all very controversial in Europe, where bear-protection laws are serious business. MSNBC ran a short article about it (see below), with some Tsk-Tsking at the wannabe baby-bear-strangler.

My favorite part of the article, however, is this tidy bit of intra-Teuton poo-slinging:

[…]Petra Pau of the opposition Left Party invoked the widely-reported case of an Italian bear dubbed “Bruno” that wandered last year into southern Germany, only to be killed by hunters at the behest of local authorities worried about residents and livestock.

“Berlin is not Bavaria, therefore it will be better for Knut than Bruno,” Pau said.

OH SNAP! Chew on THAT, Bavaria!

Via MSNBC

Tue 13 Mar 2007

Space is the Place

Filed under: MOMENTOUS OCCASIONS, SCI-FI, THE UNIVERSE, YIKES — Alec @ 1727PM

For VOLCANOES, that is.

AWESOME SPACE VOLCANOES.

From the planet volcanic region of Jupiter’s moon Io TVASHTAR.

space volcano

It may look like this planet is wearing a tiny, cheap toupeĆ©, but that’s actually a picture of a Giant Space Volcano on Io. According to Spacemongers Extrordinaire NASA,

This processed image provides the best view yet of the enormous 290-kilometer (180-mile) high plume from the volcano Tvashtar, in the 11 o’clock direction near Io’s north pole […] The remarkable filamentary structure in the Tvashtar plume is similar to details glimpsed faintly in 1979 Voyager images of a similar plume produced by Io’s volcano Pele. However, no previous image by any spacecraft has shown these mysterious structures so clearly.

The image also shows the much smaller symmetrical fountain of the plume, about 60 kilometers (or 40 miles) high, from the Prometheus volcano in the 9 o’clock direction. The top of a third volcanic plume, from the volcano Masubi, erupts high enough to catch the setting Sun on the night side near the bottom of the image, appearing as an irregular bright patch against Io’s Jupiter-lit surface. Several Everest-sized mountains are highlighted by the setting Sun along the terminator, the line between day and night.

More at the New Horizons mission webpage. The mission being to go to Pluto. That is all.

Mon 26 Feb 2007

This Just In: Oscars Actually “OK”

Filed under: MOMENTOUS OCCASIONS — Alexis @ 0026AM

Guest-blogger Alexis here. The Oscars were actually good this year. I really liked the dancers who made themselves into the logo from the films. I especially liked their interpretation of “Snakes on a Plane.” It was very cute when the child actors announced the two short awards. Also good: Ellen. Also good: so many lesbians!

Signing off for now.

Alexis

Fri 23 Feb 2007

Breaking Colossal Squid News

Filed under: DEATH, GROSS, MOMENTOUS OCCASIONS, MONSTERS, SQUIDS, UNDERSEA WORLD, YIKES — Alec @ 1446PM

So some guys in a boat caught a COLOSSAL SQUID (Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni) off Antarctica, while it was eating a Patagonian toothfish (which also exists, I guess). Apparently the Colossal Squid is a lot like the Giant Squid, but (according to Wikipedia, always known for accuracy), besides being colassaler,

[u]nlike the giant squid, whose tentacles are equipped with suckers lined with small teeth, the suckers at the tips of the Colossal Squid’s tentacles have sharp swiveling hooks. Its body is wider and stouter, and therefore heavier, than that of the giant squid. Colossal Squids are believed to have a longer mantle than giant squids, although their tentacles are shorter.

Holy CRAP. SHARP SWIVELLING HOOKS? This just replaced the vinegaroon in my nightmares.

Via National Geographic, BBC

Here’s a picture of a Patagonian Toothfish. Delicious.

Wed 21 Feb 2007

I Looked at the Look Book

Filed under: MOMENTOUS OCCASIONS, NERDS, NEW YORK — Alec @ 1731PM

Here.

look book gy

This is not me.

Mon 19 Feb 2007

American Idol Pop-Tarts, Introductory

Filed under: MOMENTOUS OCCASIONS, POP-TARTS — Alec @ 1906PM

We are about to eat American Idol-themed Pop-Tarts.

Please stay tuned.

Sincerely,

The GADNY team

Sun 29 Oct 2006

Liveblogging the Pup Awards

Filed under: COSTUMES, MOMENTOUS OCCASIONS, PUPS — Alec @ 1847PM


“Looks like another ladybug!”

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

This one’s for you, Chris.