Drunk man rides horse into bank, falls asleep. Investigative journalism at its best:

[…]bank staff were less than impressed when they arrived and had to clean
up after the horse, who had left a deposit of his own on the foyer floor.

Via metro.co.uk

Via Tom Ballhatchet

Our friend Jessica over at MARKSBURY has been sick, but she still had the energy to post about the unbelievably thorough Cliffs Notes to The Karate Kid from Cracked magazine (which, apparently, still exists):

If you’re too lazy to read through all ten pages (or functionally illiterate) this video will no doubt bring back some lovely memories of Mr. Miyagi and Daniel-San:

The Karate Kid in 30 Seconds

Thanks, Jessica! Feel better soon.

Via Marksbury