Via Tom Ballhatchet

From Hamsters are Fun by Kraig J. Rice:

8. Some of Your Hammies Habits

Don’t pick up your hamster after he first wakes up because (many times) he may be cranky. He usually needs to visit his potty corner right immediately after he gets awake. If you pick him up and put him in your shirt pocket immediately, then he may go potty in your shirt pocket. Don’t be mad at him. He can’t help it.

Thanks, Kraig! Good luck with your Bible ministry.

Don’t worry! This here hamster’s helmet protects its tiny pink pea-brain from hammers, meteors, getting dropped on the floor, etc. It also appears to be wrapped in a blanket for warmth.

Sincerely,

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Thanks, Alexis!